Beats on the Beach: A True Story

So here we have the elusive
Female Creature
Splayed out at a concert
Legs tired
Ankles crossed
Her and her pack-mates
In a tight protective circle.

It takes an Expert Man to
Approach her
Allow me to demonstrate:

First you crouch, alone
About a meter from the pack.
Pretend to be watching the concert.
Hop a little closer
And a little closer
Female Creatures
Are jumpy
Move
Slow

When her guard is down,
Get right behind her
And whisper something like
“What do you want?”
With a grin that shows all your
Yellow teeth.

She’s sure to shout
“I WANT YOUR DICK YOU STUD”
And hop right into your lap.